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Blast from the Past

In Walter Isaacson's biography of Elon Musk, one fascinating story recounts Musk’s obsession with efficiency during Tesla’s early days. In 2017, Musk famously slept on the factory floor of Tesla’s Fremont plant during the "production hell" of the Model 3 rollout. But it wasn’t just about optics—Musk was personally inspecting the assembly line, at one point berating engineers for wasting millimeters of space in the car's design. "Every millimeter counts," he reportedly said, later redesigning the car seats himself to reduce costs and improve efficiency. It’s this level of obsession that has made Musk both revered and feared, with employees describing him as "a tornado of ideas" who demands nothing but perfection.

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The Rocket Rag: Musk, Trudeau’s Exit, and Trump’s Countdown to Power

As the world hurtles into 2025, it seems the news cycle has no intention of slowing down. From Elon Musk stirring global political waters to Justin Trudeau’s impending exit and Donald Trump’s astonishingly dramatic return to power, the headlines are as relentless as ever. Here’s what you need to know about the stories shaping our world today.

Trudeau’s Exit: A New Chapter for Canada

In a bombshell development, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his resignation. Trudeau, who has been a dominant figure on the world stage for nearly a decade, leaves behind a mixed legacy. While celebrated by some for his progressive policies and advocacy for climate action, his tenure has also been marred by scandals and growing domestic discontent.

The question now is: Who will step into the void? Trudeau’s departure could signal a dramatic shift in Canada’s political direction, with Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre gaining momentum as a potential successor. For Canada, a country often seen as a model of stability, this moment marks the end of an era and the beginning of an uncertain future.

Trump’s Legal Drama: Sentencing Before Inauguration

Donald Trump is set to be sentenced on 34 felony convictions just days before his January inauguration. While legal experts doubt Trump will face jail time, the optics of a president-elect standing trial are nothing short of explosive.

Trump’s legal team is already gearing up for appeals, while his base views the charges as further evidence of a “deep state” conspiracy. Meanwhile, Democrats argue it’s proof that no one is above the law. Regardless of your perspective, this moment sets the stage for a presidency unlike any other in American history.

Adding to the intrigue, Trump’s inauguration will reportedly feature flags at half-staff to honor the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. The juxtaposition of this solemn gesture with Trump’s fiery rhetoric is emblematic of the contradictions defining this political era.

Elon Musk and British Politics: Dissolving Parliament?

In a headline straight out of a dystopian drama, Elon Musk has reportedly urged Britain’s King Charles to dissolve Parliament, drawing ire from lawmakers who called the Tesla CEO “misinformed.” Musk’s comments came after an X (formerly Twitter) poll he posted asking Brits whether they trusted their government went viral, with 78% of respondents saying “no.”

Critics accuse Musk of meddling in British politics, while supporters argue that his stance highlights growing public discontent with U.K. leadership. Musk, for his part, responded with his trademark irreverence on X: “If the people don’t trust the government, maybe the government shouldn’t exist. Just saying.”

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Economic Turbulence: Tariffs, Gold, and the Dollar

Economic anxieties are mounting as Trump prepares to implement sweeping tariffs aimed at reducing the federal deficit. According to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), these tariffs could indeed shrink the deficit but at the cost of slowing economic growth. This trade-off is likely to spark heated debates as Americans brace for the potential impact on jobs and prices.

Meanwhile, gold prices are soaring as countries increasingly move away from the U.S. dollar. This trend, often referred to as “de-dollarization,” poses a direct challenge to America’s economic hegemony. For Musk, who has long touted the potential of cryptocurrencies as an alternative to traditional currencies, this shift could open new opportunities—or new risks.

Domestic Flashpoints: Terror and Immigration

Back home, the nation is grappling with a surge in deportations, which have reached their highest level in a decade, according to a new ICE report. This aligns with Trump’s hardline immigration policies, which are expected to intensify during his second term. Immigration advocates warn of the humanitarian consequences, while Trump’s supporters see it as a necessary step to secure the border.

Adding to the domestic unrest, a terror attack in New Orleans has reignited debates about national security. Trump wasted no time tying the incident to his tough-on-terror policies, claiming it proves he was right all along about the need for stricter immigration controls.

Pandemic Fears Reignite

As if the world didn’t already have enough to worry about, reports of a “mystery virus” in China have sparked fears of another pandemic. While officials have urged calm, memories of COVID-19 are still fresh, and the prospect of another global health crisis is enough to send shivers down anyone’s spine.

For Musk, whose companies were instrumental in producing ventilators and PPE during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, this could be another opportunity to step into a leadership role—or face scrutiny over how his businesses respond.

The Road Ahead

As Trudeau prepares to exit, Biden delivers his final speeches, and Trump readies his return, the global landscape is brimming with uncertainty. Add in Musk’s growing political footprint, the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and rising tensions between China and Taiwan, and it’s clear that 2025 is shaping up to be a year of seismic change.

One thing is certain: The Rocket Rag will be here to keep you informed, engaged, and maybe even a little entertained. Buckle up, readers—the ride is just getting started!